An Interview

What is your and Kirk's "song"?

Sarah: “our” song is…

Kirk (interjects) : Oddly enough, it’s called The Break-up Song’

Sarah: No.

Kirk: I guess “our” song is ‘The Very Thought of You’.

Sarah: You guess?

Sarah: What’s our “Fun Song”

Kirk: It’s called ‘The Break-up song’ by The Greg Kihn Band

Kirk: But my favorite song is: ‘I Still haven’t found what I’m looking for’

Sarah (interjects): I’m right here babe.

Ellice (moderator): Okay, moving on…

If you could have any superhero power, what would it be?

Sarah: Mmmm (with a smile…a GRIN actually)

Sarah: I’m thinking about all the possibilities.

Sarah: I could read people’s mind and win every rock, paper, scissor contest for the rest of my life.

Kirk:  Invisibility.

Sarah: Invisibility?! Your clothes aren’t invisible so you’d have to walk around naked. In your parents house, are you comfortable with that?

Sarah: Okay, I change my answer. I want to fly…to get away from ‘Naked Man’.

What is your favorite sitcom?

Kirk: Well…

Mom Lien interjects(singing): ‘Friends are friends forever…’

Sarah: My all time is ‘Friends'.

Kirk: Seinfeld. It’s the most watched sitcom of all time.

Sarah (interjecting): I knew Ross & Rachel were going to be together forever.  Kirk, are you my Ross & am I your Rachel?

Kirk: Sarah, don’t compare our lives to a sitcom.

Sarah and Kirk: you are playing the lead role in a movie and the director asks you what the title should be. What would it be?

Kirk: What would you say, Sarah?

 - pause - 

Kirk: All right, my movie would be called ‘Stranger Things Have Happened’…because I’ve been saying that a lot.

Sarah: My mind is going to like ‘When Harry Met Sarah’.

Kirk: You’re using regurgitated movie titles.

Sarah: Instead of ‘Serendipity’, ‘Sarahdipity’.

Sarah: Okay…the movie would be: ‘The Autobiography of Sarah’. I would be playing myself, in a movie, in real life.  The Cast: ‘Sarah Lien – as herself’. What! (in response to Kirk’s funny look) My life could be a movie.

What is Sarah’s favorite restaurant?

Kirk: I don’t know.

Sarah: I like different restaurants for different foods. For bruchetta, it’s Taphouse Grill, and for salad it’s Conto’s, and for dessert The Cheesecake Factory.

What is Kirk’s favorite car?

Kirk: Porshe 911.

Sarah: Can that fit a carseat?

Kirk: Yeah, in the front seat…or the trunk.

Sarah: Kirk!!!

What have you been doing to have fun or keep your time occupied since the surgery?

Sarah: Umm…

Kirk interjects (in a funny little voice): The emergency room is a lot fun.

Sarah: Other than making friends in the E.R., I have been running out of yarn and being totally captivated by ‘Swamp People’ – the TV serious.

Kirk: They hunt alligators.

Do you have boy & girl names picked out for your first child?

Kirk: James Edward Alton

Sarah: Jillian

Kirk: And she’s going to call her ‘Little Jilly Bean’.

Sarah: Jillian Sarah Jane.

Sarah: I hope my first two are twins. (To Kirk) But then you couldn’t get your sports car.

Sarah: if you could be a male for one day, what professional sport would you like to play?

Sarah: Like you have to be a male to play a professional sport. Oh really, women can’t do that, huh?

Sarah: Chris (Author of the question), in your world, do women still have the right to vote?

Ellice: So, you’re not going to answer the question, are you.

Sarah: No, no.

Sarah: In case you haven’t noticed, women play all sports.

Kirk: what is your most memorable vacation and why?

Kirk: My most memorable vacation was my two week honeymoon in Hawaii.

Sarah: Ahhh. Now you don’t have to sleep on the couch tonight.

Kirk: The thing is, I wouldn’t really know the difference…I fall asleep in two seconds.

Sarah: What if someone kidnapped me in the middle of the night?!

Kirk: I wouldn’t know.

Closing thoughts:

Sarah (in a patrician tone): ‘These are the days of our lives…’

Kirk: Peace, y’all.